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Saturday, December 4, 2010

How to drive your husband nuts

1. Start your Christmas shopping in July for the best ornaments. Put him in charge of storing them in the basement with the other Christmas goodies.

2. Kick Christmas shopping up another notch in October. While you're at it, buy one of these:
3. Place it in your bathroom. This works especially well if your husband spends a lot of time there in his own personal office.

4. Wait patiently for him to set off the light-activated snowman. Then giggle hysterically when the snowman greets him with one of his signature greetings:
  • "What'cha doin'? On second thought, never mind..."
  • "If you need any presents wrapped, I've got plenty of paper"
  • "Are you feeling ok? You look a bit flushed!"
  • "Ho ho ho! Who's gotta go? Ho ho ho! Who's gotta go? Here in the bathroom, don't mind me! I'm here to keep you company!"
  • "Pull up a seat and make yourself comfy!"
5. The end. My holidays are now complete.

5 comments:

  1. the thrifty baDecember 4, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    oh i need that snowman!
    and i annoy my hubby by listening to christmas music in september. in addition to the shopping that has been ongoing since february!

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  2. Katie OlthoffDecember 4, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    lol. That is hilarious! Where did you get that?

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  3. MeganDecember 4, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Oh my, that is so much better than the fridge snowman! I'm sure the batteries may suddenly disappear in that one!

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  4. UnknownDecember 5, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    Too funny! Maybe you can find one of these with mouse ears down south!

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  5. Country GalDecember 8, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    So funny! I want one! What a hoot that would be at my family Christmas! :)

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